Funny sentences
- I hate it when the voices in my head start arguing!
- No drama. violators will be slapped in the face.
- If guns kill people, then can I blame my misspelled words on my pencil. (That completely works out for me)
- I'm going crazy! wanna come?
- Balance : The thingy that keeps us from randomly falling over.
- I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If i should return before i get back, please ask me to wait.
- Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas (They told me to make this blog)
- I always love to watch sunrise....just before I go to bed.
- I'm insane, whats your excuse ?
- Guns don't kill people. Gaping holes in vital organs kills people.
- If you cant laugh at your self I will do it for you.
- I didn't trip...that was a gravity surge.
- Death : #1 killer in the US and A.
- Video games ruined my life. Good thing i have 2 extra lives.
- OMG !!! THE SUNS ON FIRE....
- HATERS UNITE!!.....wait ....never mind, we can do this later.
- Goldfish don't bounce
- I stopped fighting my inner demons, now we are on the same side.
- After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist told me, "Maybe life isn't for everyone"
- On scale of one to crazy...I AM A PENGUIN.
Lame Questions
- Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
- If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
- If the "blackbox" recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
- If your parents didn't have children, are your chances good that you won't either.
